Went to piss and some boy is snorting something off the toilet. I’m ouuuuttttie.

At least I’m drinking for free.

She hopped on the pool table moved her thong to the side showed her whole bootyass then asked me to tip. #chilllllllll for the love of god

I’m playing pool and I’ve already seen one asshole.

My friend told me to come see her at work she’s a bartender at some hole in the wall strip club. I’m scared. That sign is supposed to say the pump house.

"The White Album"  Beverly Peele, Veronica Webb, Halle Berry, and Naomi Campbell photographed Steven Meisel, Vogue April 1994

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